https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/signs-of-a-psychopath

They're all cute when they are young said often

Hates celebrations, parties, social gatherings of any kind

 hates balloons

I can't resist ... said often

AFFECTION IS SPARSE, DOLED OUT IN TINY BREAD CRUMBS ON RARE OCCASIONS

Deliberately does things I don't like. Claims he/she didn't do it or JUSTIFIES words /actions of malice

 says said or did it for my own good

claims i have no common sense and can't think for myself and i don't know what i need or want

WOULD NEVER TAKE A SURVEY